partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via loveyourchaos)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

• blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
• on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
• christmas is illegal
• the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
• post limit is 1 post per day
• selfies are banned
• you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
• baldness is illegal

(via humpinghippogriffs)

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: courfff, via mustachy)